Hockey Humor - Excuses for being late for a game or practice.

The things our hockey players tell coaches when they are late for a game or practice.

1. I tripped over my hockey bag and was knocked unconscious.
2. My car broke down and I was held up by robbers, took all my equipment.
3. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
4. I forgot to come back to the game after the period.
5. I got locked in the locker room.
6. I couldn't find my skates.
7. Mom put my skates in a different compartment in my bag, and I could not find them.
8. I hurt myself with a poker chip.
9. I was listening to my Ipod and didn’t realize the game started.
10. I had to be there for my dad's grand jury trial.
11. I had to ship my Easton sticks to India.
12. I forgot what day of the week it was.
13. A tree fell on my equipment.
14. My monkey died.
15. I left my hockey bag at home but I have my stick.