During off ice work outs - Man all this exercising is making my “smell good stuff” go away.
Coach catches a player duct taping a cup to himself. Player asks “Am I going to get punished for forgetting my jock” Coach replies “Yes, but not by me as removing that tape will be a far better punishment that I can think of.”
In the hospital - Nurse asks injured player “On a scale from 1 – 10, 10 being the worse pain you every felt, how does this pain rate?” the player brakes out laughing.
Coach tells everyone “make sure you have your mouth pieces in.” player replies “Why, I’m not playing center.” Coach "Why me?"
In the hospital - As the nurse finishes cutting the equipment off an injuried bantam aged player and leaves the room the player comments "Coach did you see the nurse checking me out?" Coach replies "The pain killers kicking in?".
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